你怎么那么笨啊

作者:蓝绿夜人气:52更新:2021-07-14 18:30:04

她问他:如果有两盆花,一盆是玫瑰 ,一盆是康乃馨,你会选择哪一盆?
  他说:选择康乃馨,因为我喜欢的是玫瑰。
  她笑了 ,当初她没有看错他 。
  记得高中的时候,军训的第一次集合他就迟到了。教官竟也不生气,只问:为什么迟到了?他的声音小如蚊子叫:我拉肚子了……见她的旁边还有个空位 ,便利速地补齐。她转过脸向他友好地笑了笑 ,说:你的帽子戴歪了 。他也笑了,皮笑肉不笑的那种,扶正了帽子。虽然她是好意 ,但他不喜欢多嘴的女孩子。
  训练的时候,他又屡次出错 。同学们在一旁休息了,惟有他还在练习 。不管教官怎么教 ,都改不了他的习惯动作:集步走时,他的肩膀总是跟着手臂向前摆出。那样子甭提有多难看了。教官真拿他没有办法 。他也知道那几个动作很简单,却不知道到了他身上怎么变得如此复杂。而在旁边休息的她 ,突然咯咯咯地笑起来,像只还不会下蛋的小母鸡:你怎么那么笨啊!他猛地回头,狠狠地瞪着她 ,像只愤怒的公牛。她赶紧用手掩唇,笑声嘎然而止,才意识到自己已失言:他不笨 ,不然怎么能考上这所重点高中呢 。慌忙道歉:对不起。对不起。
  军训完后 ,她知道了他的名字,他也知道了她的名字 。她觉得真的很对不起他,便再一次向他道歉。他笑了笑 ,大方地说:我已经忘记了。其实,他还在生她的气呢 。那是非常尴尬的事情,谁不想忘记?却又怎能忘记。这小女子又提起 ,真是讨厌。
  他曾想过:我真的很笨吗?哼,她的军训做得比我好,我的学习成绩一定要比她好才行 ,看她还敢不敢说我笨 。于是,在他的眼中,她是他的第一个对手 ,而她却不知道 。每每考试,她的成绩总是比不上他,心里倒也有点佩服他 ,嘴里却感叹:笨鸟先飞啊!这话传到他耳里 ,他气得半死,可恨的家伙!
  三年的高中生活说过去就过去了。
  10年后的老同学集会,他和她都来了。此时 ,他是一名军人,而她是一位教师 。谁都知道高中时他心目中的理想职业是当一名光荣的人民教师,而她向往的是作一个风姿飒爽的军人。晚会的气氛很好 ,同学之间因时间的间隔多了一点陌生,却也多了一份热情,一份成熟。他和她虽然照了面 ,却还来不及说上一句话,他就被老同学拉走了,谈这谈那的 ,挺热乎 。他好不容易借机走脱了,却又被动另一位老同学拉住了,他只得停下来 ,有点心不在焉地说着什么 ,不时地转过头去望她一眼。而她也是如此。
  舞会开始了,一双接着一对,纷纷地滑入舞池 。他红着脸拒绝了所有的邀请 ,十年前的尴尬又烧到了脸上——因为他不会跳舞。他悄悄地退出,走到了楼顶的阳台上,谁会发现少了他一个人呢?仰望着遥远的星空 ,不禁感叹:十年啊,不容易。背后传来熟悉的声音:谁在这里唉声叹气呀,准是她?他回头便看到了笑脸如花的她 。他也笑了:为什么不跳舞了?她笑得更厉害了:那你呢?
  他问:为什么当了一名教师?
  她答:因为我当不上军人。
  她也问:为什么当上一名军人?
  他答:因为我当不上教师。
  他和她都忘了笑 。时间的烟雾在他们的眼前慢慢散去 ,一切都渐渐清晰,亲切起来 。当年,她是他的对手 ,而今呢,她是他的朋友?他真的很感激她。
  他轻轻地问:你和你的那位都好吗?
  她把笑堆到了嘴角:我的那位还在未来的婆婆那里,你呢?
  他的笑一下子挂到了脸上:我的那位还在未来的岳父那里。
  他和她心里高悬的石头同时跌落 ,便如拍买行里的锤子 ,一锤定音 。一生的幸福是否已在那一声响时确定?
  她说,我教你跳舞去。语气不容拒绝。他笑了笑,脸上温度迅速下降 ,并向她敬了一个特标准的礼,逗得她咯咯大笑 。她耐心地教,他认真地学。只是他的眼睛从不敢离开自己的双脚 ,他怕踩对她,会疼的。因此,舞步总跟不上音乐的节奏 。她笑着对他说:我在与一个没有头的人跳舞。他一分神便踩了她一脚。她一阵轻呼:哎哟 ,你怎么那么笨啊!他猛地抬头,看见她笑脸如花,嘴唇绽着幸福的花 ,心里软软的甜 。他咬着她的耳垂,轻轻地说:真想啃你一口。她红着脸说:我在学校里,就因为说了那句话 ,被学校领导批评了好多次 ,我不是一个好教师。他的心里一阵激动,又踩对她了 。她又是一阵轻呼 。
  当他再把头抬起时,发觉别人都已停下 ,饶有兴趣地观赏他们的表演,脸又烧了起来,而她却一头插进他的怀里。

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英译版本:

She asked him: If there are two pots, a pot is a rose, a pot of carnation, which pot you will choose?
He said: Choose carnation, because I like rose.
She laughed, she didn't see him at the beginning.
Remember high school, the first collection of military training was late. The instructors are not angry, only ask: Why is it late? His voice is like a mosquito: I diarrhea ... Seeing her side, there is a vacancy, and it is convenient to speed up. She turned his face smiled and smiled and said: Your hat is worn. He also laughed, the kind of laughing meat, helping the hat. Although she is so good, he doesn't like a girl.
When training, he has repeatedly mistakened. The students are resting on the side, but he is still practicing. No matter how the instructor teaches, he can't change his habits: When you step, his shoulder always looks forward to the arm. That is how hard it is. The instructor really didn't have a way. He also knows that a few movements are very simple, but I don't know how it is so complicated. She is resting next to her, suddenly smiling, like a little hen who is not going to eat: What is you stupid? He slammed with her, squatting her, like an angry bull. She quickly opened his hand, laughing, and she realized that he had gone wrong: he is not stupid, otherwise how can he take this high school. Panic out: Sorry. I am sorry.
After the military training, she knew his name, he also knew her name. She feels really sorry, and I apologize to him again. He smiled and said: I have forgotten it. In fact, he is still angry with her. That is a very embarrassing thing, who doesn't want to forget? But how can you forget. This little woman is mentioned, it is really annoying.
He thought: I am really stupid? Hey, her military training is better than me, my academic performance must be better than her, and I dare not say that I am stupid. So, in his eyes, she is his first opponent, but she doesn't know. Every time I have, her grades are always better than him, and I have a little more admire him, but I am sighing in my mouth: the stupid bird fly! This is transmitted to his ear, he is so sad, hateful guy!
Three years of high school life said in the past.
10 years later, the old classmate gathering, he and she came. At this point, he is a soldier, and she is a teacher. Everyone knows high school when he isThe ideal career is a glorious people's teacher, and she is yearning for a beautiful military person. The atmosphere of the party is very good, and between the classmates have a little strange because of time, but also a passion, a mature. Although he and her, he still didn't come to say a word. He was pulled away by the old classmates, talking about it, very enthusiastic. He is not easy to take away the opportunity, but he has been moved by another old classmate. He has to stop, there is a little bit unspeakable, turning it out from time to time. And she is also true.
The dance begins, one pair then slipped into the dance pool. He refused all the invitation, and he booked his face ten years ago - because he won't dance. He quietly quit, went to the balcony on the roof, who would find less than him? Looking up at the distant starry sky, I can't help but sigh: ten years, it is not easy. The familiar sound came behind: Who is here, sigh, is it her? He looked back and saw her smile. He also laughed: Why not dance? She smiled more: Then you?
He asked: Why did a teacher?
She A: Because I can't get a military person.
She also asked: Why is a military person?
He replied: Because I can't be attended.
He forgot to laugh with her. The smoke of time is slowly scattered in front of their eyes, everything is gradually clear, kind. When she was his opponent, but now, she is his friend? He is really grateful to her.
He gently asked: Are you and your one?
She piled up her mouth: my mother's mother-in-law, what about you?
His smiled suddenly was hung up: my father is still in the future.
He fell at the same time and her heart fell, and he went to the hammer in the line, and a hammer sound. Is there a happiness in a lifetime to determine when there is?
She said, I will teach you to dance. The tone cannot be rejected. He laughed, his face was rapidly declining, and he went to her a special standard, teased her. She is patiently teaching, he carefully learns. Just his eyes never dare to leave your feet, he afraid to step on her, it will hurt. Therefore, the dance step will not keep the rhythm of music. She smiled and said to him: I am dancing with a person who has no head. He stepped on her one foot. She shouted for a while: Hey, Why are you so stupid! He looked up and saw her smile, her lips blooms happy flowers, and her heart was soft and sweet. He bite her earlobe and said softly: I really want to smash you. She said red face: I am in the school, because of the words, I was criticized by the school leader, I am not a good teacher. His heart is excited and stepped on her. She is another shite.
When he lifted his head again, I found that others had stopped, and I was interested in watching their performances, and my face burned again, and she inserted into his arms.
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