“驴”行的意义

作者:乔晓绿人气:1510更新:2021-07-12 18:40:03

陈绮贞在《旅行的意义》中唱:你看过了很多美景/你看过了很多美女/你迷失在地图上那短暂的光阴。

听到这个,我脑海里不禁浮现出一幅有点可笑的画面 。一个刚刚失恋的男人 ,为了摆脱失恋的阴影,在古人的失意时寄情于山水和今人的诗和远方中汲取到灵感,偷偷地订了个欧洲十日游。旅途中他拍了很多照片 ,漂亮而又委婉地在朋友圈里说自己看到了很多美景;旅途中他也见到了很多美女 ,试图想开启一段新的情缘,然而几次三番地被各种P;到了宾馆之后想出去走走,又因为种种原因 ,像一个革命烈士般大无畏地喊出一图一世界的至理名言,在地图上耗尽短暂的十天......

不要笑,这不过是一个缩影。正如经济的缩影是文化 ,旅行的缩影就是驴行 。

我可以简单地描述一下驴短暂的一天 。早上,睡眼惺忪的驴们在牵驴者的带领下背着干粮一颠一簸跳上驴之车,开始一天的行程。到车上后 ,一些驴立即困倒,一些耐力好一点的,要么嗑瓜子 ,要么在手机上打麻将。到了某个中转站后,又窸窸窣窣地下车撒尿 。到了终点,就像到了购物中心一样 ,疯狂地用相机抢购美景 ,还有一些比较有趣的就跳起《驴行style》来,引得同类羡哉呼哉。

然而做一只特立独行的驴也不是件容易事,于是背包客应运而生。有人说这是不从俗的表现 ,有人甚至把它夸大为中国旅行的一次重大革命 。不过这阴谋显然有点可笑,就像狼吃羊说我吃它是为了生存,羊被吃说这是法则。孔老夫子说:君子疾夫舍曰欲之而必为之辞。背包客之俗 ,溢于辞表也 。

还有更可笑的是,如果你上街随便问人驴行的意义,我估计百分之九十以上的人会说为了体验另外一种生活 ,少数逼格高一点的会说世界那么大,我想出去看看那样的话。更有甚者会说驴行的最大意义就是无意义,那你为什么不说吃饭的最大意义是不吃饭?他们绝不会说是为了逃避生活 ,逃避责任。也绝不肯承认,在路上只是向回退的巨大谣言,生活不止眼前的苟且不过是人们内心深处埋藏已久终于被发掘出来的荒唐至极的信仰 。

当然也不乏一些真正的旅行者 ,比如陶渊明 ,狄金森,普鲁斯特等。然而此类人几乎绝迹,如果你有幸踏入无人问津 ,请代我向他们的骨灰问声好。

英译版本:

Chen Hao sang in the "Significance of Travel: You have seen a lot of beauty / you have seen a lot of beauty / you lost in the map on the map.

I heard this, I can't help but have a bit of a ridiculous picture in my mind. A man who has just lost love, in order to get rid of the shadow of the lost love, send the landscape in the ancients and today's poems and distant in the distance, secretly book a Ten Day Tour in Europe. On the way, he took a lot of photos, beautiful and euphemistly said that he saw a lot of beauty in a circle; he also saw a lot of beautiful women, trying to open a new love, but several times have been variously P; After the hotel, I watched it, but also because of various reasons, like a revolutionary martyrs like a famous saying that the world's name is high, and it is short-lived on the map ...

Don't Laugh, this is just a minority. Just as the economic epitome is a culture, the epitome of travel is a row.

I can simply describe a short day. In the morning, the sleeping eyes jumped into the car under the leadership of the people, and started the trip of the day. After arriving at the car, some donkeys are immediately sleepy, some endurance is better, or a melon, or play mahjong on your mobile phone. After a transit station, it is also in the ground. In the end, just like the shopping center, crazy uses the camera to buy beautiful scenery, and some more interesting will jump "行 style", and attract the same kind.

However, it is not an easy thing to do a special alone, so the backpackers come to life. Some people say that this is a non-vulgar manifestation, some people even exaggerate it a major revolution in China. However, this conspiracy is obviously a bit ridiculous, just like a wolf eats sheep, I have to eat it, and sheep is eaten, it is a rule. Kong Lausi said: The gentleman must resign the desire. The vulgar of the backpacker is overflowing.

There is also a more comic that if you come to the street, I will estimate that 90% will say that in order to experience another life, a few a little higher Will say that the world is so big, I want to go out to see if it is. What's more, I will say that the biggest meaning of my row is meaningless, then why don't you say that the biggest meaning of eating is not to eat? They will never say that it is to escape life, escape responsibility. I will never be admitted that I am just a huge return on the road.Rumorful, life is more than a matter of life, but it is a ridiculous belief that people have been buried in their hearts.
Of course, there are still some real travelers, such as Tao Yuanming, Dickinson, Pruster, etc. However, this class is almost extinct. If you have a fortunate to go into the unattended, please ask my ashes to ask them.

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