1 、我不能答应你不能答应什么，但是我一定会做：如果有一天你有了饥饿的感觉 ，那么你就会看到，我已经笑着饿死在你的怀里。
2、给我一个机会去爱你 。它不会花你一分钱。如果你这样做，我可以向你保证 ，你真的在收获爱的益处。
3、我一见到你，就怕触电 。看不见你，我需要充电；如果没有你 ，我想我已经切断电源了。爱你是我的事业，想你是我的事业，拥抱你是我的专长 ，亲吻你是我的专长。
4 、走着走着，散了，回忆也淡了；看着，累了 ，星星都暗了；听着，我醒了，开始抱怨；转身就发现你 ，不见了，我突然迷茫 。猪逃哪去了，愚人节。
5、厌倦了海誓山盟空灵的甜言蜜语 ，不需要庄严的承诺，这辈子我只想和你，平淡的慢慢老去。等到老了哪里也去不了 ，你依然是我手中的宝贝 。
6、如果你不发短信“骚扰 ”我，我就会在经济上封锁你，孤立你 ，精神上折磨你，毁灭你，生活上遗弃你，可我想再想想 ，还是舍不得你。
7 、如果上帝规定一个人的一生只能找到一个女人，我宁愿那个人是你，我无怨无悔 ，至死不渝！但上帝不会让它…忘记它。
8、如果可以，我想要你陪我今生，如果可以 ，我想要你永远陪伴，天上的星星，我只是其中的一颗。Rowintothesky ，noonecanfeel，Rowintothesky，Iwonderifyoucanmove？Rowintothesky ，Iwonderifyoucanmove 。
12、食物盐是甜的 ，蝴蝶故意挑逗，你我有爱牵起手来，大海是干的 ，心是不变的，这意义比金子更强，发条短信承诺 ，爱你到一万年 。
14 、如果思想是一种病 ，我早就病入膏肓了。如果思念是一种感觉，那么我的感情很深；如果爱是因为恨，我恨它到骨子里；如果你只有毒药 ，我愿意为你花费我的生命 。
16、一座高山，一棵梅树，你爱的是谁？我想和你在一起 ，没人能阻止！我是黄色的，我疯了 。我又发黄了，我好酷。
17 、你问我价格涨了多少 ，你欠你多少账单，你得到多少汽油，你得到多少电，你看到你的工资花了多少。
18、在千万人中遇见你 ，在千万年中遇见你，没有早一步，没有晚一步 ，就这样赶上了，只轻轻地问一句：“你好~！”猪脑袋！你能做我的女朋友吗？ ”
1, I can't promise, you can't agree, but I will do it: If you have a feeling of hunger, then you will see it, I am hungry in your arms.2, give me a chance to love you. It won't spend a penny. If you do this, I can guarantee you that you are really harvesting the benefits of love.
3, I will be afraid to electric shock. I can't see you, I need to charge; if I don't have you, I think I have cut off the power. Love you is my career, think you are my career, hug you is my expertise, kiss you is my expertise.
4, walking, scattered, memories are also light; looking, tired, the stars are dark; listening, I wake up, start complaining; turn around, I found you, I got, I got, I got, I suddenly confused. The pig escapes, April Fool's Day.5, tired of the sweet words of the vows, no solemn commitment, I only want to be with you in this life, and slowly go. Waiting until the old, you can't get it, you are still the baby in my hand.
6, if you don't send text messages "harassment", I will block you economically, Isolate you, my spirit to get you, destroy you, abandon you, but I want to think about it again. Still don't want you.
Early, talk about funny sentence
7. If God stipulates that a person can find a woman, I would rather that person is You, I have no regrets, until I die! But God will not let it ... forget it. 8, if you can, I want you to accompany me this life, if you can, I want you to accompany you forever, the stars in the sky, I am just one. Rowintothesky, Noonecanfeel, Rowintothesky, IWONDERIFYOUCANMOVE? Rowintothesky, iWonderifyoucanmove. 9, if you use a microscope to observe my heart, you will find it really sick! I am sick! I've been poisoned! My illness is "Love you"
10, do you know the ratio of two people in relationships? Do you know that Hormon's influence on love? I am willing to set an example for you. Are you willing?
11, want to send you rose, but the price is too expensive; I want to give you comfort, but I haven't learned it; I want to kneel down, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send text messages, I hope we will always Don't blow.
12, the food salt is sweet, but the butterfly deliberately teasing, you and I have love to take the hand, the sea is dry, the heart is constant, this significance is stronger than gold, the text message promise, Love you to 10,000 years.
Funny says that the sentence is short
13, 24 good flowers in cow dung, who said? Tell me, I sent a brother to cut him, don't be afraid, I will cover you after marry me, which kid doesn't want to mix, actually dare to say that my wife is cow dung.
14. If the thoughts are a disease, I have already sick into the cream. If the thoughts are a feeling, then my feelings are very deep; if love is because of hate, I hate it into the bones; if you only have toxic medicine, I am willing to spend my life for you.15, yesterday, God gave me two options: Aristotle's work, or you. I didn't turn into Aristotle, think about it, I chose what.
16, a mountain, a plum tree, who do you love? I want to be with you, no one can stop! I am yellow, I am crazy. I also sent yellow, I am so cool. 17, you ask how much price has risen, you owe you how much bill, you get how much gasoline, how many electricity you get, you see how much your salary spent.18, met you in thousands of people, meet you in thousands of years, no morning, no late, just catch up, just gently ask: "Hello ~! "Pig Brain! Can you be my girlfriend? "
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