古人有：百年修得同船渡，千年修得共枕眠的美谈 ，试用于今，我想缘分主义者继续会保留这样不着边际的浪漫，谁都希望出门的途中有场传奇的邂逅 ，而现在各种交通工具的普及，属于缘分的范畴逐渐消弱，而怨愤的领域正与日俱增。试想脚不沾地的挤公交，你会感恩戴德的感谢上苍给你邂逅这一车的倒霉孩子吗？惬意的假日时光被长期堵在一望无际的高速路上默哀 ，你会稀罕这百年的修行吗？
钱钟书说：婚姻就像围城，里面的人想出来，外面的人想进去 。但是钱先生毕竟是没有挤过公交 ，否则《围城》中就该是：婚姻就像是挤公交，外面的人拼了命的想挤进去，而里面的人发了疯的想走出来。据说全世界只有日本人喜欢挤公交 ，因为他们在拥挤的公交车上找到了艺术的灵感，创作了很多脍炙人口的作品。
如果说五联西苑是民族大融合、睦邻友好的典范，那公交车就是民族大团结的楷模 。经历“过尽千车皆不是”的咬牙切齿 、“乱花贱欲迷人眼 ”的争先恐后 ，如果当代中国粪青还有你争我赶的进取心一定都集中体现在挤公交的一瞬间，值得一提的还有一些刷卡时报警老年卡的乘客，豁出一把年纪的实际 ，仗着向天再借五百年的雄心，忘我的与年轻人彪悍到一起，真是活到老作到老啊！
在一辆拥挤不堪水泄不通的公交车上，无论之前是杀父之仇的不共戴天 ，还是夺妻之恨的水火不容，无论你是银行门口卖切糕的买买提，还是驰骋潘多拉的阿凡达。在这里你们只能干戈成玉帛 ，所有的空间都被多余的肉塞满，你吸进的是他呼出的气，他吐出的是你调换的息。可别遇到夏天 ，可别遇到具有浓厚体香还敞着袖口的狐仙，臭汗、臭脚、香水 、肉包子、葱油饼.....这些味道由个体交织到一起，形成从天堂到地狱 ，由花房到粪坑的强烈落差感。之前无论你是守身如玉的贞洁烈妇，还是洁身自好的深情痴汉 ，在公交车上你只能随波逐流 。万般皆是挤 ，半点不由人。那种由外至内的尴尬，从点及面的难为情，不懂拒绝的你只会让得了便宜的人得寸进尺。所以挤公交别不好意思拒绝别人，反正那些好意思为难你的人都不是什么好人！如果你没有太极、柔道、忍术 、瑜伽的基础 ，在这样的公交车上你只能接受气功了 。
当拥挤的公交车行走在水泄不通的马路上，如同某达官权贵出殡，三步一停五步一等 ，漫长的马路上形成一道频发性的默哀三分钟或是更长时间的长龙，加上车内手机控的年青人，低头只认手机把那个默哀的动作做到了逼真。杭州公交全国首推文明礼让 ，似乎在杭州的马路上公交与行人铸就了和谐社会，养成了一批看上去比较有素质的公交司机，同时也养成这我行我素、出入如入无人之境臭大街的国民。文明谦让出发点是好的 ，文明礼让应该是相互的，没有理由让一车人的时间等着一个不要命的 。做过公交车或其他大巴的朋友都应该耳濡目染过司机同志在马路上骁勇善战、赤口白舌的威风。杭州公交司机表现的确很平静，只要遇到站在路口的物种就默哀三分钟 ，再来一个继续默哀。有的人还不知道车在让行，双方就一直那么耗着，两个人的对眸让一车焦急的人欣赏 。无论是人还是与这人无任何血缘 、也不属于同一物种的亲戚，司机都恭敬的默哀。晓之以理动之以情 ，不是与天朝矫情民性实际情况相匹配的政策，文明礼让可以民主但是一定要集中，一拨人的礼让才是有价值的 ，不要惯得一些人不拿别人的时间和自己的贱命当回事，随时随地都穿越火线，反正没有车敢撞他。
The ancients have: a hundred years to repair the same ship, the millennium, a total of a pillow, try to reserve the romance of the fate, no one wants to go out, and there is a legendary embarrassment on the way. Now the popularity of various means of transportation is gradually weak, and the horizontal area is increasing. If you think about the bus, you will be grateful to Dade, thank you for your unfortunate child? The pleasant holiday time is blocked by long-term clocking on the high-speed road, will you rarely practice this for a hundred years?
Qian Zhongshu said: Marriage is like a surrounding city, people inside, and people outside. But after all, Mr. Qian did not squeezing the bus, otherwise it would be that the marriage is like squeezing the bus, and the people who have been fighting outside, and the people inside have sent a crazy to come out. It is said that only Japanese people like to squeeze bus because they have found the inspiration of art on the crowded bus, and create a lot of people.
If the five-way West Garden is a national blend, the good-neighborly friendly model, the bus is a model of national unity. After experiencing the biting teeth of "Thousands of cars", "chaos and fascinating eyes", if the contemporary Chinese feces, there is also a moment of entering my heart, it is concentrated in a moment of squeezing the bus, worth one There are also some passengers who have a police old card when I brute card, and I will have an old age. I will borrow five hundred years old. I forget that my young people are so old. It is really to live to the old. what!
On a bus that can't be unbeaten, it is not worthy of the hero of the father's hatred, whether it is a hate of a wife, no matter whether you are a bank gate selling cut cake buying , Or gallop Pandora's Avatar. Here you can only dry into jade, all spaces are filled with extrame, you suck it out, and he spit out what you have changed. Don't encounter the summer, you can don't encounter the fox fairy, sneaky, stinky, perfume, meat buns, onion, smell, and smell, smell. Heaven to hell, strong drop in the flower house to the manure pit. No matter what you are holding your body like a chaha, it is still a deep affectionate, you can only follow the wave on the bus. Everything is crowded, and the half point is not.The kind of embarrassment from the outside, from the point and the nodes, do not understand the refusal, you will only give the cheap person to get the feet. So squeezing public transportation, I am sorry to refuse others. Anyway, those who are so embarrassed is not a good person! If you don't have the basis of Tai Chi, Judo, Tsuen, Yoga, you can only accept Qigong on such a bus.
When the crowded bus walks on the road that is unless, like a certain government is expensive, three steps, five steps, etc., a long road form a frequent silent mourning three minutes or longer The long dragon of time, plus the young people in the car to control the mobile phone, and bowed only the mobile phone to make the silent movement. Hangzhou bus nation's first civilized ceremony, seems to have cast a harmonious society on the road in Hangzhou's road, develop a group of bus drivers who look more qualified, and develop this, I am going to be in the country. The nationals of the stinky street. Civilized modest makes the starting point is good. The civilized gift should be mutually mutually, there is no reason to let the time of a car waiting for an unlike. Friends who have done buses or other bus should be 濡 同 同 同 同 战 战 战 战 战 战 战 战 善 战 战 善 战 战 战 战Hangzhou bus driver is indeed very calm, as long as you encounter a species where you stand on the intersection, you will silely mourn, and then come back to continue silent. Some people still don't know that the car is being letting, the two sides have been so consumeed, and the two people make an anxious person appreciate. Whether it is a person or a relative of the same species without any blood, the driver is respectful. Xiao Zhi's policy, it is not a policy that matches the actual situation of the Tianchao, and the civilized ritual can be democracy but must concentrate. If a person's gift is valuable, don't get someone don't take others Time and your own lives are serious, all through the fire line anytime, anyway, no car dare to hit him.
Squeezing the bus is sorrow, but more people who have smashed the bus felt that they were crying, but they were in traffic jams, but there was no one now belong to them!
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